The Gospel of $JESUS
The good news of financial salvation through blockchain technology. Spread the word, HODL with faith, and be rewarded in this life and the next.
How It Works
Buy
Acquire $JESUS tokens with faith and fiat. Remember, it's not about the money, it's about the message (but the money is nice too).
HODL
Hold On for Dear Life, just as Jesus held onto his principles. Diamond hands are heavenly hands.
Spread
Share the good word. The more believers, the more blessings. Community is key to salvation (and token value).
The Parables of $JESUS
The Prodigal Trader
A trader sold all his $JESUS during a dip, only to watch it rise threefold. Upon returning to the fold, the community welcomed him back, for there is more joy over one repentant paper hand than ninety-nine diamond hands.
The Good Shiller
While others passed by a struggling project, the Good Shiller stopped to promote $JESUS, asking nothing in return. Go forth and do likewise, spreading the word without expectation.
The Beatitudes of $JESUS Holders
Blessed are the patient, for they shall see green candles. Blessed are the faithful, for they shall be called children of gains. Blessed are those who DYOR, for they shall inherit the alpha.
Frequently Asked Questions
Every crypto project has its skeptics and sellers. We prefer to focus on our true believers. Remember, even Judas eventually saw the light (though a bit too late).
FUD (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt) is a natural part of any crypto journey. However, those who spread malicious FUD may find themselves cast out of the community for three days before being allowed to return.
The heavens operate on divine timing, not human schedules. As it is written: 'But of that day and hour knoweth no man.' HODL with faith, and the moon shall come.
We prefer to think of $JESUS as a spiritual asset with temporal benefits. Our legal team (Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John) advise us that faith-based tokens transcend mere securities regulations.
Currently, $JESUS is available on decentralized exchanges. Follow our socials for the latest listing information. Remember to always verify contract addresses to avoid false prophets.
12% of tokens are reserved for the disciples (team), 40% for public sale, 30% for liquidity, 10% for miracles (marketing), and 8% for charity. No taxes on transactions - we believe in financial forgiveness.
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