JESUS COIN
The Only Coin That Can Forgive Your Financial Sins!
"Turning water into... meme coins. Bless your bags, repent your rugs, and let the blockchain be with you."
Our Divine Mission
Jesus Coin is the holiest, most blessed meme coin on Cronos! No utility, no roadmap, just pure faith and memes.
Invest with the hope of a miracle, but expect only laughter.Not even Jesus can save your portfolio, but he can save your mood! 😇
Conversion Rate: 1 FAITH = 0 USD, but infinite joy. Join our flock of believers who understand that the real treasure was the memes we made along the way.
Miracle-Resistant
Even Jesus can't rug this coin. (But please don't test that.)
Loaves, Fishes, and FOMO
Multiplying memes, not your money. HODL for the Second Coming (of memes)!
100% Holy, 0% Utility
Our only utility is making you laugh so hard you forget your losses.
Walk on Water, Slip on Rugs
We can't walk on water, but we can walk you through the valley of meme coins.
The Holy Scriptures
Hodlonians 3:16
"For whoever holds their coins with diamond hands shall be rewarded in the kingdom of gains."
Holy Memes
When you buy the dip but it keeps dipping... 'Have faith, my child.'
"Blessed are the memers, for they shall inherit the internet." - Cryptonomy 2:14
SALVATION AWAITS
It's time to convert your earthly investments into heavenly rewards
"For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, but miss out on $JESUS?"
— Mark 8:36 (Crypto Version)
Spread the Gospel
"Go into all the world and preach the good news of $JESUS to all creation." Share our message on Twitter and Discord.
Join the Disciples
"Where two or three come together in my name, there am I with them." Join our community of believers and hodlers.
Be Holy
"Be ye HODLers of the word, and not sellers only." Diamond hands are next to godliness in the kingdom of $JESUS.
Remember: Not financial advice. DYOR (Divine Yourself Or Repent).
The path to salvation is paved with memes and community.
"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Coin, that whosoever believeth in $JESUS should not perish, but have everlasting gains."
- John 3:16 (Crypto Edition)
⚠️ Warning: Excessive holiness may result in uncontrollable urges to buy more $JESUS